Author Topic: Dear Mr.Dippy  (Read 1841 times)

Dear Mr.Dippy
« on: February 10, 2012, 02:16:03 PM »
I am a newly appointed Nigerian King, and recently my rich father died. Unfortunately much of his fortune was in an Australian Bank, so I need a person with a very good credit score to take out the money for me. In return you will receive $178,000,000 (One hundred and seventy-eight million) Australian Dollars. I just need you to wire me 5,000 credits to show that you can be trusted. I await your quick response!
« Last Edit: February 11, 2012, 06:24:17 PM by QuizmoManiac »
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Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2012, 04:50:32 PM »
go fuck yourself, I don't even like Nigeria

Offline Martini

Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2012, 07:12:56 AM »
I am a newly Nigerian King


>newly Nigerian


What were you before?

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Offline Ambush Bug

Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2012, 12:07:26 PM »
Wait, does this mean you guys are going to start hitting on me now?
Only if you're cool and/or easy.

Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2012, 06:24:52 PM »
go fuck yourself, I don't even like Nigeria
What country do you like?
I am a newly Nigerian King


>newly Nigerian


What were you before?
Texan.
Success is not a triumph but a necessity; otherwise, what story would one have to tell? There's no mistaking it: You are only rewarded for the risks you are prepared to take.

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Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2012, 06:44:41 AM »
I like Azerbaijan. It is my favourite Asian country.

Offline Ambush Bug

Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2012, 07:47:45 AM »
Thats a great name
Wait, does this mean you guys are going to start hitting on me now?
Only if you're cool and/or easy.

Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2012, 02:20:47 PM »
I am a newly appointed Azerbaijanian King, and recently my rich father died. Unfortunately much of his fortune was in an Australian Bank, so I need a person with a very good credit score to take out the money for me. In return you will receive $178,000,000 (One hundred and seventy-eight million) Australian Dollars. I just need you to wire me 5,000 credits to show that you can be trusted. I await your quick response!
Success is not a triumph but a necessity; otherwise, what story would one have to tell? There's no mistaking it: You are only rewarded for the risks you are prepared to take.

Black Hole Sun

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Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2012, 04:48:21 PM »
No, I don't trust you with my money. You seem to be indecisive about which nationality you are.

Offline Ambush Bug

Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2012, 10:44:42 PM »
Dippy why do you hate so many nationalities
Wait, does this mean you guys are going to start hitting on me now?
Only if you're cool and/or easy.

Offline Twilight Snackle

Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2012, 04:12:42 AM »
I am a newly returned to America travelling purveyor of air conditioning, and recently my moderately well off father travelled to Queensland. Unfortunately part of his fortune (An Australian $20 bill) was in the Melbourne train station. And then he got on his train and left it behind. I need someone who happens to live in Melbourne to take out the money for me and mail it America. In return you will receive your choice of my business card or a gift certificate for a free appetizer at TGI Fridays I found in my cowboy hat the other day. I just need you to send me the money so that I get the money. I await your quick sending me the money!

Dippy why do you hate so many nationalities

Everyone knows all Australians are racist. /irony

Black Hole Sun

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Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2012, 07:58:30 AM »
Hmmm, you make a tempting proposition there, Ser Snack. I'll have to think about it overnight.

also I'm not racist; every other country just sucks

Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2012, 10:51:22 AM »
No, I don't trust you with my money. You seem to be indecisive about which nationality you are.
Did I mention I'm Canadian as well?
Success is not a triumph but a necessity; otherwise, what story would one have to tell? There's no mistaking it: You are only rewarded for the risks you are prepared to take.

Offline Ultrachao

Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2012, 02:36:02 PM »
GASP

nigerians and azerbaijani are okay

but CANADIANS? you can't trust those guys with ANYTHING
why don't we have collapsible spoilers

Black Hole Sun

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Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2012, 09:35:59 PM »
Canadians are all lumberjacks, and thus I am terrified of them.

New Yorkers are way better people.

Offline Ambush Bug

Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2012, 11:17:29 PM »
Canadians are all lumberjacks, and thus I am terrified of them.
My AP History teacher is a Canadian
Wait, does this mean you guys are going to start hitting on me now?
Only if you're cool and/or easy.

Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2012, 07:17:45 AM »
Canadians are all lumberjacks, and thus I am terrified of them.

New Yorkers are way better people.
But I thought you said that it's nice to talk to someone who isn't a yank!
Would it be better if I told you I'm actually a polar bear hunter?
Success is not a triumph but a necessity; otherwise, what story would one have to tell? There's no mistaking it: You are only rewarded for the risks you are prepared to take.

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Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2012, 09:20:50 AM »
That's even worse! I love polar bears.

Re: Dear Mr.Dippy
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2012, 10:33:59 AM »
I do too, but you've gotta do what you've gotta do to survive.
Success is not a triumph but a necessity; otherwise, what story would one have to tell? There's no mistaking it: You are only rewarded for the risks you are prepared to take.