Author Topic: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy  (Read 1383 times)

ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« on: January 13, 2012, 03:16:41 AM »
I hereby claim Dippy Creek in the name of the Scarecrownian Empire.

Black Hole Sun

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Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2012, 10:03:49 AM »
How does that even work? Dippy Creek is out in the middle of a desert. We have no need for scarecrows. And you have no need for us.

Also, I was here first!

Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2012, 02:31:05 AM »
shit

i guess i'd better get my army and run away then

Black Hole Sun

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Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2012, 09:13:16 AM »
How can you even sustain an army in the middle of the desert?

Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2012, 02:28:51 AM »
They're zombies.

Offline Ultrachao

Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2012, 05:58:48 AM »
Won't they dry out, then?
why don't we have collapsible spoilers

Offline Ambush Bug

Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2012, 06:15:28 AM »
No Blocky there magic Zombies
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Black Hole Sun

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Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2012, 08:35:46 AM »
Magic zombies? That's absurd; everyone knows magic zombies are extinct!

Offline Ambush Bug

Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2012, 09:55:53 AM »
Did i say magic zombies i meant Super magic Zombies
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Black Hole Sun

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Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 10:54:46 AM »
Super magic zombie.

2257.

Offline 2257

Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2012, 10:58:09 AM »
Here I am!

Offline Ambush Bug

Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2012, 11:17:52 AM »
Lol did not know that 2257 was a zombie
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Black Hole Sun

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Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2012, 11:44:17 AM »
Yeah, 2257 is the best zombie around. Way better than that Mr. Bones guy.

Offline Ambush Bug

Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2012, 11:45:00 AM »
Do dry bones even count as Zombies?
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Black Hole Sun

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Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2012, 11:46:32 AM »
Yeah, why wouldn't they? They're all undead.

Offline Ambush Bug

Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2012, 11:47:13 AM »
But there Koopas
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Offline Walkazo

Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2012, 12:33:58 PM »
So? Koopas are people too. When they die and become undead, they're undead people. Undead people are zombies - unless they're mummies or vampires. But Dry Bones aren't mummies or vampires, so by process of elimination, they must be zombies.
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Too many ways to pay the price
Don't wanna live my life in the real world

Offline Ambush Bug

Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2012, 12:35:51 PM »
Actually there Skeletons
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Offline Walkazo

Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2012, 01:26:42 PM »
But they're not skeletons because they're Koopas so your earlier argument about why they're not zombies is still wrong.

Besides, they could have flesh inside their shells, gloves and boots, for all you now.
Too many fools who don't think twice
Too many ways to pay the price
Don't wanna live my life in the real world

Offline Ambush Bug

Re: ATTN: Crocodile Dippy
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2012, 01:28:27 PM »
They are to Skeletons so says Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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